1. Homework, shmomework! (A little ignorance)x(a lot of spunk) = effective p.r.!


2. AA is for Acronym Assault!
3. Flack to scribbler: "I can prove it!"
4. A classic case of buzz pollution...

5. Something "unquotable."
6. A nasty buzz larva wriggles...
7. 3:07 PM: A case of mistaken identity.

7a. 3:13 PM: Um, can I have that email back...

7b. 3:23 PM: Please forget I sent that. This is what I really meant.

I consider this saga a birthday gift from Hanuman, the monkey deity.


Wonder why we don't use real names in Rogues' Gallery? Read on.